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The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
my spirit animal
(Source: yourfuckingmuse)
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I feel like Doctor Who is a boyfriend and they got a new stepdad or something but the stepdad is a douchebag and it slowly started to affect my boyfriend and now my boyfriend is just a raging asshole and I don’t know how to break up with him so I just spend all my time angry with the stepdad for ruining my relationship.
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“Well, he’s fickle, careless, selfish, and hysterical,” she said. “Half the time I think he doesn’t care what happens to anyone as long as he’s alright - but then I find out how awfully kind he’s been to someone. Then I think he’s kind just when it suits him - only then I find out he undercharges poor people. I don’t know, Your Majesty. He’s a mess.”
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